caterpie:

hifumiyamada:

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so the gifset didn’t load correctly

woth the taste of your lops im on a rode

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mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

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linguisticsyall:

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

I’m so gruntled to have found this

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ecstasysmom:

Girl all you gotta do is divide 48 by four it’s literally the easiest part

ecstasysmom:

Girl all you gotta do is divide 48 by four it’s literally the easiest part

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jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

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introverted-triad:

I really hate when instead of asking you to do something, people lead into the statement by saying “Do you wanna…?” It’s rude. Just ask me to do it and I’ll probably do it. But don’t phrase it that way.

I think that might be a Northwest thing.

F I N A L L Y

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

  • grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
  • me: no thanks grandma
  • grandma: HERES YOUR APPLE

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

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dbpony:

unprettyprincess:

crazysexyfierce:

high-in-the-tardis:

balconyscene:

women

Majestic Motherfucking Creatures we are.

This is sensational

This is the best post

This photo set popped up just in time.

(via alwaysseekinghappiness)

lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

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