198ft:

girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us

(via amerinwords)

fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

(via funniest-facts)

laughfever:

Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE

image

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clubhuman:

i hate when mosquitos do that

clubhuman:

i hate when mosquitos do that

(via introverted-triad)

hopelesshoping:

Fuckin’ Larry.  (x)

(via momom0ney)

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

(via introverted-triad)

caitlincst:

thegirlygeekinitiative:

soldmysoul4wifi:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY

UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”

UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG

CAN I SHIP IT

No, itll sink

you

(via introverted-triad)

thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

(via dorifishh)

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(via alwaysseekinghappiness)

introverted-triad:

Saying “not all men are like that” or “not all men say that” when someone makes a comment about sexism is like being the only person in a classroom who isn’t talking and then, when the teacher yells at everyone to shut up, standing up and saying “Hey, don’t get mad at me, I wasn’t talking!” Your comment isn’t relevant. You’re making something that didn’t involve you about yourself, and you look like an asshole doing it.

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beyoncebeyoffce:

IT’S BACK

SOMEONE REUPLOADED IT

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE

JESUS CHRIST THANK YOU

my god

(via dorifishh)

livingina-hidingplace:

faineemae:

"You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."

"You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."

fuck the education system

I will never NOT reblog this.

(via introverted-triad)

gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS

gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS

(via funniest-facts)

cieply:

i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it

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